What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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