im holly from the hills drunk
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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