The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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