My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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