im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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