he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Randomize
