So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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