I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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