he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I don't think brook has ever known best
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Randomize
