Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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