I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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