i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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