i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Randomize
