she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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