Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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