Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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