So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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