Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I have grass duct taped all over my body
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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