return my video game
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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