Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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