I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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