their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
No subtext here. People are naked.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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