There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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