Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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