i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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