Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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