How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
My ass is underappreciated
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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