Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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