On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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