i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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