She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I am mentally ready for anal.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
