I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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