Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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