why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
