walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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