we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Randomize
