She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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