What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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