He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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