You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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