I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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