I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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