you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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