whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Randomize
