Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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