4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
We don't watch enough power rangers
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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