Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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