dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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