Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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