Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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