Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
MIDGETS
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Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
