Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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