Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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